“The ‘s’ in Illinois is NOT silent, believe me.”

“My friend said to me, ‘You know what I like? Mashed potatoes.’ It’s like, dude, you gotta give me time to guess. If you’re gonna quiz me, you must insert a pause in there.” - Mitch Hedberg

Lots of commenters here apparently don’t know this very basic baseball rule.

приятно.

They’re not demanding the victim’s families pay the legal cost. They’re demanding the people who initiated an unreasonable lawsuit against them pay the cost of that lawsuit.

Doesn’t this figure represent the cost to the theater of those families pursuing legal action against them even though they did nothing wrong? I feel like I’m mostly OK with this, depending on how aggressively they seek payment. Anyone who jumped on board trying to get a payout or place blame on what amounts to an…

Phils are 12-10! WE’RE BETTER!

How do you line up re: kids on the lawn?

I’m honestly just impressed you managed to avoid saying “kill you’reself”

That was actually that British boat the Internet named. I got promoted from Bus Driver to Boat Captain of PartyBoatyMcBoatFace

Well the tournament’s kind of boring right now so I’ll feed the troll.

Eight Men Pout

This is such bullshit.

Curt Schilling, a media personality who pushes his agenda on air semi-regularly, blames the “agenda-driven media” for the current political climate. Makes sense.

How the fuck can I not get a job with ESPN.

This is fantastic. I like both characters, but Steve is in my top five list. Love the new suit and shield too, by the way. I’m hoping for a team up at some point. Like when Batman has a team up with Nightwing kind of thing.

I really like Captain America, really like Steve Rogers as Captain America, but I’m kinda bummed by hearing this.

“It would be more useful to compare a one-to-one example, even if hypothetical, as opposed to Gayle’s. The simple truth is that you’re ignoring the broad context of how women are systematically treated with much harsher beauty standards than men and are much more likely to be discriminated against in nearly all areas.…

“Officer, I’m sorry that he’s dead, but I was just walking across campus and I saw this guy running at people with what looked to be a gun. I was afraid for my life and for the lives of others, so I shot him.