the dark *tenor

See, I knew Olivia Munn was distracting him!

Well, great. Now the next time I bring a girl back to my place, she'll be like, "Ew, why did you decorate your apartment like the subway?"

This comment is 100% serious, btw; BCO wouldn’t be the same without one last Pinkham’s Law.

Oh, step on a rusty nail, haters. This is clearly a parody of the absurdity of the fashion world these days and not transphobic at all. I don’t even think he is supposed to be transgender in the first place. I think he’s supposed to be alien-like. Which is also a joke on how people have compared Cumberbatch’s…

I have actually never met another gay man who reads this kind of fiction. At least not one that’s openly talked about it (and the people I generally socialize wouldn’t be ashamed to admit it), That’s anecdotal, but that’s been my experience.

Duh, all three are innocent of the allegations against them. Jesus Christ, people are stupid.

I don’t recall anyone doing so

Imagine the reaction if Nancy Pelosi said something like this. It’d be endless handwringing and “Can a woman be a mother and a congressperson?” on every major news network. Someone on Fox would openly suggest that this is why women should stay home.

First off, congrats to Ken for having the courage to come out. I hope he treats the inevitable backlass of bigots and assholes like a decent skier treats a snowboarder , just buzz right by as they lay on the ground messing with thier bindings, and the world goes by them. Extra points for getting in close enough to…

I used to take this approach as well. Someday it won’t be news, but when people like Kim Davis and the Freedom Caucus exist, it’s important for closeted individuals to know that they will be accepted, and there is a place for them.

He really wanged that ball. I mean he just cocked back and drilled it. That thing was hammered. Even a one-eyed monster could tell that junk was headed all the way to Johnsonville. The Mets are really giving the Cubs the shaft.

You can’t fool me, there ain’t no sanity clause.

You don’t seem to understand what a thought crime is. We don’t give one loose bowel movement what this asshole thinks. We’re concerned with his actions. Get it?

I get it—some people really like the idea of a marriage license that is traditional and says bride and groom. Why not? I’m totally fine with the idea of different forms for different couples.

Party 1/Party 2 does seem cold. I like the idea of circling what you want. Bride/groom/spouse.

I think it is quite literally nothing like that. A proper comparison would be saying “You may not like the taste of it, but he’s a michelin rated chef, so whether you like it or not, doesnt impact how good he is at his job”

not so much about being funny as it is how talented he is at impersonating the voices.