Yeah its so boring which is why I remember exactly how she looked, what she said, what she was wearing, how she tasted, how she felt... but I was terribly bored the entire time. It’s definitely not the only time I almost had sex.

Also I went to Harvard and she was totally impressed with that. I didn’t bring it up, she…

Better watch out Trevor you’re on a slippery slope to wishing people had the same basic human rights that you do.

Stop.

So he thought they had given him the starting job, only to have the team take it back? There should be a term for that kind of giving.

Um, I made a masturbation joke. This is Deadspin, after all.

A reckless beaning is worse than trucking a catcher, given the circumstances.

What do you think? Must a fan always give a baseball to a kid, even if it’s a walk-off dinger? Or is Mai Tai Guy a hero and an example to grown men everywhere who still bring baseball gloves to games?

If Peck wanted an audience of just gay men then he should have written the article in a publication primarily read by Gay men, by writing the article in The New Republic he clearly wanted to get his fucked up POV to a wider audience-- this is the response he either wanted or should have been able to predict. 

Peck’s column popped up in my newsfeed on Saturday and I read it all the way through. Within its text, one thing became clear to me (me: a 57 year old gay man who went through the early 90s in NY and LA - and all that meant, too): Peck is stuck in a time and place and suffering from arrested development. I’d wager…

This. It’s like if a black man wrote an essay about Obama and heavily implied he wasn’t a real black man because he never joined a gang or smoked crack. It’s literally criticizing the man for not embodying stereotypes.

Well this gay man found parts of the article to be quite homophobic. Calling a gay man “Mary” in an attempt to degrade and belittle him is pretty textbook homophobia.

OH YEAH

Is it possible that it’s maybe not outright homophobia, but still pretty shitty to criticize someone for not being gay the way you want them to be (politician or not)?

I got sucked through a toilet hole once.

“... only Republican donors got to see them.... there’s no such thing as a free tank.”

Shut up, tomato.

Good lord they accidentally threw away some leftovers it’s not such a big deal.  The customers that comment on this column.. why are people so entitled?

Ya know, I didn’t support Pritzker in the Democratic Primary because he was a billionaire who never held office. I voted for Daniel Biss. Now there’s still lots to be seen still with how Pritzker performs but damn he's been on a clip fulfilling campaign promises. I don't know if a Governor Biss could have done the…

Puig isn't a pitcher.

I was NOT READY for this episode. Jesus. This show is not fucking around.