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It amazes me that people who pride themselves on being RECOGNIZABLE don’t try to be the least bit nice. I try to be nice because I’m human, but also because I don’t want to walk into my favorite sushi place only to have the server think “not this asshole again.”

Pretty routine coffee justice, actually.

See, ESPN? Look at how much improvement there is already in the Sunday Night broadcast with Schilling out of the booth.

It’s time to move on. I did, too. It was hard but you can do it.

usually the worst comments are un-greyed because they are so offensive and bad that hoity-toity non-greys like you feel the need to reply to them

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

This makes total sense! Just like there isn’t a war on drugs, just the chemical compounds that make up the drugs. Just like there is no war on illegal immigrants there is a war on their current location.

“You see, FIRED stands for Fiercely and Intensely Searching for Employment Decisions...”

Tacos are solid, but soft-shell corn tortillas can fuck right off. They are the aspartame of food.

“Oh if I had a gun I would. I probably won’t have a gun when I see him but I’ll probably beat his ass down like a dog.”

What she meant was “Stick to sports as long as the people talking sports support my own fundamentalist narrow minded bigoted political ideology”

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

Wait, I thought she was gonna make three points? Why did she stop at two?

OH GOD YOU GUYS, I THINK ISIS GOT HER!

Not the finest Throwback Thursday. I’ll take a 3X (I like a snug fit). ‘MURICA!

Dammit! Blerg.

Two reasons. First, Parker is a freelance photographer. He’s a mercenary for hire with no loyalty to any one paper or even any truth outside of what is in the photo. (Just look at how often Jameson completely misrepresents the events captured in the photo.) He is, in essence, a paparazzi that specializes in Spiderman.

I respect his apology. I think we’ve all been there. At least he didn’t double down, like people usually do.

However he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover.