I wonder how much of a percentage of Christianity hate groups like the Westboro Baptist Church and others like it make up.

So this guys solution to the problem of mixing booze with pills is to combine uppers and downers? Sounds like he really learned his lesson.

Mr. Nesbitt has learned the first lesson of not being seen: not to stand up.

LOL that you don’t remember anything about Memento.

except that prostitution is still illegal - always good to not only cheat on your wife but also get arrested.

I’m not allergic to anything (that I’m aware of) but there are plenty of things I won’t eat out of sheer dislike for the texture/taste/color red/whateverthefuckelseotherreason. I get being picky about your food more so than most people, so I usually sympathize. But when someone refuses to even make a token effort to…

Yeah. I’m all for accommodating people with allergies, but I really think that it ought to be on the individual customer to initiate the 'I'm allergic to...' talk. And, if you're that deathly allergic to that many types of foods, I have to agree, probably better and safer to just stay home.

I had a customer once that told me, upon sitting down, that she was vegan. No problem, it was California and I was used to that. The thing was, our pizza dough used honey (probably because the sweeter dough when combined with the metric ton of sugar used in the marinara created a pizza more like candy than food). We…

i don’t know what it is, probably something in the processing according to my doctor. pieces of dehydrated onions trigger anaphylaxis, swelling of the tongue, a burning sensation in my mouth, onion powder does not. pasteurized onion juice also does not trigger my allergy, but fresh onion juice does. the fresher the…

I’ve only ever done this once. The reason: 28 Days Later was playing on the screen, while the sound was that of the pre-movie ads. We went to tell someone about it almost immediately, but they didn’t fix it until we had missed the first 30 minutes. The only reason we stayed that long was because it was kind of…

Wouldn’t free ketchup actually be commie? Charging for it is very American and capitalist.

“My husband and I are vegan. My daughter is vegetarian and both of them are allergic to gluten, lactose, shellfish, soya, onions, peppers and GM foods.” I’m assuming the kids survive on eating air, then. Assuming it’s not red air, cause they’d probably be allergic to that too.

tl;dr

do a bco on your mom

Things the Gilbert School District will not talk to your child about:

“Sanders wasn’t really seen as all that serious a candidate until Black Lives Matter blew him up”

This. Gloves make a lot of tasks very clumsy to do, and mostly provide the illusion of superior cleanliness. I feel more inclined to make mistakes in the kitchen, while wearing gloves, because it reduces my sense of touch. I need to feel the knives and other equipment I am using, and the ingredients I am using them…

Manager: “Did you get their order right this time?”

I coached youth basketball for years, everyone got a participation trophy. It’s not necessarily about making every child feel good (even though that’s a happy side-effect!) but more an appreciation of their willingness to try.

A fucking men. Fuck James Harrison. Hope he gave back his 2005 Super Bowl ring since he had zero tackles in those playoffs.