So even rich people use the “it got mailed to the wrong address excuse,” as if that nullifies their obligation. Love it. I hope the parking space rent is very high.

My mind trying to comprehend the savageness of your post:

Because if she was a single digit dress size, there’d be no “anyway.”

A male feminist walks into a bar

I think I’ve figured out the code: If you give a guy a boner, you’re “curvy.” If you don’t, you’re “fat.”

Also, this.

I love you anyway.

They literally destroyed her successful business; it’s not completely unbelievable that a previously in demand wedding photog could have pulled in that amount in the couple of years since the wedding, not to mention emotional damages.

Lawyer here. God yes! Fucking read the contract!!

Fuck these people.

Over $125???? Nightmare people, calm thy tits. Read thy original contract. Get thee to a nap.

But her pink hair!

JK Rowling’s twitter feed is one of my favorite places on the internet.

And she got her ass handed to her by J.K. Rowling earlier this week.

For all of Trump’s tough-guy rhetoric, if he was ever in a fist fight, he’d fold faster than Superman on laundry day.

She’s the horniest 9-year-old I’ve ever seen.

“she’s sexy”

Sounds like a vivid fantasy he harbors himself.

the bluudlust in her eye after :D :D hehehehehe

Chomp! Got your ear, mom! I love this baby hippo. 5/5, is a very good hippo.