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I guess she is. But I just YouTubed her and her music is really terrible. #whyisshefamous

Omg about 7 months ago my boyfriend adopted two half brother huskies who were given up by a neighbor who couldn’t take care of them anymore.

Oh fuckin NO I’ve lived in Memphis since I was born. And I eat at Imagine. However, never again. Thank goddess I’m not vegan or vegetarian. All of this is so very viscerally offensive and makes me dread my nightmares tonight. WTF HAVE I BEEN EATING đŸ˜©

The email looks fake. Formal “President Obama” and using their real names for email addresses seems kind of unrealistic.

I love all of this. However, I have a sneaking suspicion that someone else wrote this for her. Perhaps written from her ideas and quotes, but something about it doesn’t sound like her voice.