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I’m the conductor of the “Jennifer Lawrence is wildly overrated” train. Feel free to hop on!

TOTALLY AGREE! I think we sometimes confuse ‘hot with limited range’ as ‘deep person with magnificent understanding of the human psyche’.

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I’M JUST HERE TO SAY YOU’RE WRONG ABOUT NIC CAGE.

Clover why u trolling. The comments will be great at least. Brie Larson, Amy Adams and Emma Watson can totally act, the rest of the list is correct. 

Revolutions aren’t generally polite.

I know I’m being extra right now, but I can’t even enjoy dirtbag. I feel like this is election night all over again.

The runner-up, Naysa Modi, was felled by the arguably much more difficult word “bewusstseinslage,”...

“I can’t fault anyone for what they believe”

“I personally believe that U. S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don’t have opinions and, uh, I believe that our opinions, like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should—our opinions over here in the U. S. should

I can’t fault anyone for what they believe - Becca Kufrin

This is hilarious and feels deeply accurate.

I feel like everyone knows an adam levine. He’s the popular guy who’s super nice to [hot] girls. And all of your beautiful friends are like “What, he’s super nice!” and you’re like “He has literally never spoken to me once.”

but what do I know?

I would argue that being a contributing writer for Fox News automatically makes you a shittier parent than Chip and Joanna Gaines, but what do I know?

I was diagnosed with BPD at around the same age Pete is - I also thought I had an addiction problem but it was masking deeper issues. Knowing his childhood trauma issues it is not surprising. My BPD has actually totally cleared up as it does for most sufferers with age. I had to work on getting to the source of my own

#correction— Davidson has Borderline Personality Disorder, that’s what the “bpd” stands for.

Just because someone has a mental illness does not mean they can’t be happy

To the man’s house who does...

Gross. I’m so sick of men thinking this shit is acceptable.