But perhaps McCain’s illness will encourage some rigorous self-reflection, and at last, a change of heart. Perhaps he’ll realize that in his last years, he could take a meaningful stand against his increasingly brutal party—and help to save lives in the process.

Anyone been prescribed Ritalin as an adult? I say this because I’m out of the age range that had it as an option as a kid, my parents just signed me up for every energy depleting sport (which I loved). Recently has been brought to my attention that I might benefit from ADHD drugs.

“This house will last forever.”

Holy shit, when there was a reddit thread last week about Don Jr.’s hunting of elephants, there were so many people willing to jump to the defense of trophy hunters with the “Yeah but they pay a lot of money and that supports conversation” argument, along with the “It’s necessary to control populations” argument.

There should be a requirement to have your penis photographed and put on a public database to get a license.

Trophy hunters might as well walk around with t-shirts on that say “I have a small penis and must overcompensate.”

What are you talking about, this is totally how real people talk, and not, say, aliens trying to fit in on Earth who learned to speak exclusively from watching and listening to ads:

ChapStick is bad for your lips in that it dries them out so you’ll have to use more. Use Vaseline instead.

I can’t. I can’t make jokes about this, or find it funny, or think “oh jeez THIS guy” or any of that fucking bullshit. Because at the end of the motherfucking day, I am raising my daughter in a world that is REGRESSING instead of PROGRESSING in terms of women’s rights and that makes me fucking sick to my stomach. It…

I am just so embarrassed.

And everyone knows he meant, “for your age.”

i’m sorry, but selena’s “sexxxy” new persona makes me laugh. every time she brags about how good her “love” is, i think she doth protest too much.

My son is a high quality person

But...outrage!

Okay, let’s be clear that she certainly should have taken the gloves off when she started talking to people and posing for photos after handing out food, but did you guys really only pull the images of her wearing gloves while she was handing out food and while they were eating (which mean she’d probably JUST been…

TIL rehoming a dog is apparently the same as “abandoning” it.

I have had a foster dog for 3 years. He can’t leave, and I can’t formally adopt him yet because of his behavioral issues. He was gentle and friendly in the shelter— because he’s an extremely sensitive dog, and when you separate him from me, he shuts right down. The rescue and I have worked with 3 dog trainers, and…

My ma adopted a shitzhu who was a baby machine for the first 7 years of her life. My mother is undiagnosed bipolar and focused all of her mania on this dog. Her demeanor and body language encouraged anxiety and neuroticism in the dog, which is expressed in aggressive and and nervous behaviour around other dogs and…

“the legendary Will Smith, 48, and his equally famous son Jaden, 19"

Sorry but this story is shit-stirring and mean.