I’m only sad that the elephant that killed him died.

“MSN reports that Botha fired his rifle on the charging cows, but a fourth swept in and surprised him from the side.”

I do have to say that it does bother me that the standards for being on air network talent are apparently higher than being President of the United States. But that a problem with voters not network tv.

Ya know, what with Trump being given a king’s welcome and all in Saudi Arabia, his ego is going to come back bloated to the size of a gas giant like Jupiter, and he will be convinced that he has the divine right of kings to do whatever he wants ... and therein will lie his doom. He won’t be able to resist completely…

There is a 0% chance that 45 doesn’t say something totally insane, even for him, on this trip. It is going to be long, boring, and he won’t be able to go golfing. He is going to be grouchy as a baby on a roadtrip with a dirty diaper.

Fun Fact: the creator of Wonder Woman believed that during intercourse the penis wasn’t penetrating the vagina, but rather that the vagina was devouring the penis. This Wonder Woman’s lasso becomes a symbol of the power (and weaponization) of the vagina. Kinda badass, IMO.

Right now, the DOJ has appointed independent counsel. Had it not been for the Rosenstein issue, independent counsel might not have been considered necessary. Rosenstein did the right thing.

Rosenstein was pissed by Trump trying to pass off blame of the Comey firing onto him. Trump is finally running into people who aren’t total sycophants and it just makes him so. fucking. mad.

I was actually with him and had no problem with his approach until this:

I saw this comment on a similar article elsewhere and I love it so much that I want to share:

So, basically Trump is like the person in high school who goes and tells the gossip of a friend to the “cool kids”he’s trying to impress. So, now his friend hates him and the cool kids he’s trying to impress still talk shit about him behind his back. But, he thinks he’s like totally IN with the cool kids. I mean they…

It makes me sad that Sofia Coppola told her to lose weight. Like give me a fucking break she has always been slender.

Sure, smegma-head.

Loans are not income. Just saying.

As a very active President with lots of things happening, it is not possible for my surrogates to stand at podium with perfect accuracy!....

I loved the kid’s knowing side smile after he gets “bopped,” like he can’t wait now to harass Pence for an apology.

I have no love for Comey but trump firing the head of the FBI while being investigated by the FBI is very troubling. I believe the last president who did this was Nixon so...

So how much of it is “ripping off a design” and how much is it These companies buy so much stuff from China that when a Chinese factory says “Hey check out these extra things we can cut ya a deal on!” They say OK!