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A girl who was seemingly conceived, incubated, hatched, trained, conditioned and indoctrinated to be an object of sexual desire as the sole purpose of her existence and her only contribution to society is saying that she doesn’t get to be objectified enough? Do I have the right read on this one?

What a lovely group of people. Show’s how little they know of the word “fraternity” when they abandon someone to die simply because they’re cowards.

I posted this is in the initial AHCA post, but there were 600+ comments so I’m sure it got lost. I just wanted to share my experience today in DC because it was so utterly sickening:

I worked on the catering team for the Met Gala in 2008 and I was stunned to see celebrities smoking directly at the tables. Whenever I think of Scarlett Johansson I think of her puffing on a cigarette at an empty table in the center of the room with a ‘I dare you to tell me to quit’ look on her face

I saw those photos and was genuinely like...you get hand picked by designers to go to one of the fucking fanciest parties in the country and you go and snap selfies and smoke in the bathroom like you are at a fucking rave. What is that?

Ivanka Trump’s Women Who Work is an incredibly and almost profoundly boring book.

TED Talks and podcasts are another way of how I diversify my own information bias

I am an actual, factual, licensed architect.

She advises women to be authentic in the workplace while refraining from oversharing, to negotiate salaries, and to use periods of unemployment to reflect on their goals. (She also recommends that you hire three recruiters to secure a new position.)

Who is this woman’s audience? It certainly can’t be women who voted for her dipshit father, nor can it be women who didn’t. She’s a 15 year old mentally, who would take (woefully bad) advice from a bratty spoiled teenager?

“People don’t ask that question, but why was there the Civil War? Why could that one not have been worked out?”

I’m with Gaines here.

Leave it to fucking Republicans to think that the second amendment (and their grossly ridiculous interpretation of it that has resulted in millions of unnecessary deaths) is more important than the first. The first amendment is first for a reason, dickbags.

So......dudes who can’t figure how to have a relationship with a real woman need a fake woman to seem real? Wouldn’t the fake women turned real reject the real guy as well?

Harmony exists for no other reason than to make her owner happy.

So in other words it was another shitty, crazy day.

Seriously. He just drags us down in every way. NAFTA was kinda hot when Obama was President. There’s a pic of Trudeau, Nieto, and Obama somewhere, and let me tell ya it was not bad on the eyes.

Which of these is the ugliest part of NAFTA?

“As good fortune would have it, we had a bodyguard that summer,” she writes. They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.” The lesson, she says, is that the kids “made the best of a bad situation.”

The only way Kendall Jenner would be smoking hot is if you set her on fire.