I love it how these racist evil morons have the gall to judge people and their immigration statuses just by looking at them and drawing the most simplistic conclusions. Brown = immigrant, Speaks-With-An-Accent = immigrant. And then they proceed to just rub in the fact the US are being magnanimous in “letting” these…

I “love” how some people can’t understand the concept that some brown people were born here, and sometimes their parents, and sometimes their parents’ parents. It’s as though everyone who’s not white is an immigrant (taking jobs, committing crime, etc.)

I really, really like this guy.

Bet you a dollar that is what Trump will Tweet. He’s sad as much before.

While I don’t at all disagree - and 100% agree this man is a hero - I want to also make sure we focus on those women serving our country who put their bodies on the line to defend us all, and yet find those same bodies sexually violated by their peers for cheap thrills. Those women, and all women, deserve better.

“We are thankful that Thomas Brennan, a Marine veteran, notified the Marine Corps and NCIS about what he witnessed on the ‘Marines United’ page,” said Capt. Ryan E. Alvis, Marine Corps spokesperson. “It allowed us to take immediate action to have the explicit photos taken down and to prepare to support potential…

If having tits means you can’t be a feminist, I don’t even know what to say.

“I really don’t know what my tits have to do with it. It’s very confusing.”

Hey if they get to rag about Michelle daring to bare her arms then we can rag about anything those fuckers do. They want us to stop being so high and mighty elitists? Fine we’ll get down in the dirt with them and put them through the fucking ringer. Theyre gonna find out this isnt a mudhole...its an operating table.

“I’m going to give a free commercial here. Go buy it today, everybody.” 

“I would never ...” = “I didn’t realize there would be consequences for my actions.” Which is why we are seeing an uptick in racist and anti-Semitic acts; people are getting the message that they can get away with it.

What a trashy bitch. Show some respect. You’re in the oval office, you’re wearing a dress, people are visiting.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

This man is a fucking thin skinned coward. I sincerely hope the Press goes through with it, using the most awful mock-up dummy of Trump they can find, sitting on a chair.

HOW AMAZING WOULD IT BE IF THEY ROASTED HILLARY AND GENERALLY ACTED AS THOUGH SHE WERE THE SITTING PRESIDENT, a la HILLARYBEATTRUMP.ORG

They should invite Hillary too. She did win the popular vote, after all.

Leslie Jones should sit in as Trump. Doesn’t have to say a word. Just sit next to the comic and pout.