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Yep, my 16 year old sister confirmed that this is because they are hyper aware of their online presence and want to be in control of it. It’s also a signal to your friends not to tag you either, which I get but...why are you posing for a picture in the first place? Why not just decline the photographer or turn your

They need to stop eating lead paint chips.

more convincing with each day..

I love how he was such a fan of Wikileaks and outright asked for his opponent to be hacked and now he’s crying in his cheerios.

I’m involved. I’ve been involved with this stuff all my life. But I’m involved. So I know when you are telling the truth or when you are not. I just see many, many untruthful things. I will tell you what else I see. I see tone. You know the word tone. The tone is such hatred. I’m really not a bad person, by the way.

I get that, but it still doesn’t make me feel any better. Republicans are a part of this country. And 100% of them are either ignorant or malevolent. (Or both.) No intelligent and good person is a Republican, Obi Wan quote be damned.

You ask this with a surprised tone. The answer is yes. He really does think all black people know each other. Also, they all look alike to him, too.

How dare you bring Ivanka into this.

40% of Americans think he’s doing a great job.

Does... he think all black people know one another?

Trump declared himself the “least anti-Semitic person you’ve ever seen in your entire life,”

We are SO ripe for invasion, right now.

Its amazing to watch a total collapse of your own government. Not only the endless scandal, conflicting stories and total distrust at top levels but the total refusal of some people to even acknowledge ANYTHING is wrong (Give him a chance!)

This is so deliciously good.

Hey, remember all the hysterical tantrums because Obama very occasionally took a vacation? All those people are going to be furious and outraged about this, right? Right?

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That is a good video! Comedy is so good. I adore John Mulaney.

Department of Defense:

The difference is that Trump didn’t have proof.

I don’t see him as a legitimate President either. Thank you Rep. Lewis for your continued bravery.