I was in tears. Yesterday I heard a fucking horrific story of domestic violence in one of my student’s families. After reading this I’m considering becoming a masked vigilante.

oh god, I was SO in love with Niles when I was a kid.

Niles 4EVA!!

He *is* the “smart” Bush brother. That’s what’s terrifying.

Hahahahaha, oh Brayden, darling, did you read that delightful new Bruce Williams column in the daily print out of the internet that one of our several butlers brought us this morning?

Please no she deserves better than that greasy beard on chicken legs.

Great Poseidon’s ghost! That's the ugliest necklace I've ever seen.

Faves

Have any of these morons ever actually watched any of the original Muppets series? It was never purely for kids. Sure, it’s wacky and generally appropriate for kids, but it’s always been somewhat edgy.

There are many things to love about you, Bobby, but your love of the Golden Girls is possibly the greatest of all of them. Aside from M*A*S*H, it is the best sitcom that has ever been on TV. I watch it often and it always makes me laugh.

Obviously, any commenter replying to any comment can only go by what the original commenter said, so please don’t jump all over me for doing a common thing just because it’s about nurses. I also didn’t say sue the nurses; typically litigation of that nature is against the hospital that provided an unsafe environment…

Yeah I got two. Two produce enough poop and pee for me, thanks.

WHAT IS THAT. My cats push me off my pillow every night. I’ll be sleeping on the edge of my bed, and my cats are lying diagonally across the rest of it, probably wondering what the hell I’m doing in their bed in the first place.

Dear Jezebel,

Attention all news outlets:

And I would listen to her in a boat!
And I would listen to her with a goat...
And I will listen to her in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
She is so good, so good you see!

I would never use Uber. In Australia, or in Melbourne at least, our taxis are bad enough. Nearly every woman I know either knows a woman who has been verbally harassed or sexually assaulted by a taxi driver or has been herself. I’m scared to use a taxi by myself at night. And these are the guys who are regulated by a…

Jesus. To live in a country where you even have to have that policy...