thehappyhoyden
TheHappyHoyden
thehappyhoyden

I was almost 33, so YOU SHUT IT. YOU ARE ALL YOUTHS. The other olds and I are going to talk about childhoods that involved rotary phones now. You all go away.

Yes, they were gorgeous! I wish my feet would let me wear heels more, but they revolt.....they gather all bones, muscles and joints into a mutiny that leaves me crippled for days.

They’re bringing bindles back

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There are my two! Sita (the brindle) and Bella (the eyebrows). I <3 them to death.

My BFF at a small company where it was realized one of the women was in a domestic violence situation when her BF became unstable and would wait outside for her at work, etc.

My big, scaredy cat dog who was once discovered hiding in the window from the 2 month old kitten (who, admittedly, is a lovable jerk)

I don't know how I ended up with this many cats. Hmmm...

The Love of my Life. He wants my pastry from Batch. I always share a little.

That is both adorable and terrifying at the exact same time.

Do feathers count?

I believe you have good reason to shout:

We lost him to old age about a month ago. He was part of our family for 17 years. We had fish for dinner tonight and cried because he wasn’t there to pester us into giving him some. ❤️

Nope. Definitely not. Also, the giant blank space to the left is killing me.

My new baby....Midnight....aka adventure girl

Can we talk about this font? I know this is part of the new, nicer GM, but I feel like I’m looking at a cheerleader’s pep rally poster. Am I alone?

It’s one of my favorite strategies: legal jiujitsu. Turn your enemy’s force against him.

Shit, I completely forgot “fast food jobs are supposed to just be part-time anyway.” Probably because it’s so stupid and has been so thoroughly debunked I thought we were done with it years ago.

It is SO past time.