Man butts are so square sometimes! I told Mr Parade that his looks likes two white castle sliders nestled together and I think he’s still made at me -__-

She also organizes my colognes and combs.

George is the cutest. I’m not a monarchist / royalist, don’t have kids, have no desire for kids, and I love this little guy. He’s so adorable, and I love the fact that he almost always looks like he’s ready to smack someone in the teeth.

Oh... is that not how it’s done...? ???

And like. How does one rub their ‘gina against another’s ‘gina. Vulvas, sure. Clits, sure. But vaginas. Do they pull their vaginas from their body, like unfurl them like a flag, and then twist them around one another, like a rope? Can you pull out the fallopian tubes to make a braid? Is this a horrifying series of…

There was SO MUCH I missed out on that I am grateful for every day.

That’s your FUCK CANCER moon, baby!

Well, I’m finally finished a freakin’ YEAR of cancer treatment and am going away to a friend’s cottage for a week... guess that’s my cancer-moon, then?

Here’s another trailer if you can’t watch the video above.

I just got back from a cat shelter. I have depression and somebody recommended going there and hanging out with kittehs. It works.

Saw this today and thought people should be informed.

i want to push anti vaxxers down a slippery slope

It’s about what you want it to be and depends on whether you’re THE leader or a co-leader (I’m a co-leader). At a minimum, you attend a couple of scout meetings per month (ours are 1.5 hours long) and help the main leader. Over the years, I’ve taken on more meetings on my own but that still only means I spend a couple…

My mother had polio. My MOTHER. I am one generation removed from polio and I get to see how the pain of having suffered that illness has affected her throughout her life. I see the scars that cover her legs from the Braces she had to wear as a child and the surgeries she had to endure. Giant Frankensteinlike like…

My mother contracted polio as a toddler. She has vague memories of her treatments, but I clearly remember my aunt telling the story of the day my mom came home and they all cried and cried in relief.

Thanks a lot transphobic jerk. Now I gotta magnanimous and shit today.

jfc, it’s like, mind-blowing how awesome they fucking are when their counterpart has simply been throwing homophobic hissy-fits for the last 30 years.