Well, I’m not an atheist and in 38 minutes the president taught me more about the nature of grace than years of sermons and religious education ever has.

good, bigot.

My family is Scottish, and so every funeral ends with Amazing Grace played on bagpipes. I cry like a kid with a broken leg every time.

Mr. Howard, should our paths ever cross, I’ll be happy to buy you the beverages of your choice.

I think he’ll be more fun when he is an ex-Prez. Obama is only truly free in moments like this, when he gets to unleash his emotions and speak. The presidency shackles him. And there is NO chance he pulls a Bush II and hides away doing crappy paintings. He’s going to do something, and it will be a blast.

I teared up more than once watching Obama. Not ashamed to admit it. Everything about today was beautiful.

My grandmother is AMAZBALLS. I could tell stories for days. This woman still walks everywhere and lives right outside NE DC in a very ghetto neighborhood, and gives absolutely no fucks about it. She's my total feminist idol.

Don’t worry. It won’t be a Homophobic Gazelle. It’ll be a Batshit Trash-alope. :) They can’t run very fast, bogged down as they are by misinformation and narrow little thoughts. Also, their hearts are simply too tiny to allow them much in the way of stamina.

My grandmother sent out the most amazing email just gushing about how happy she was that the U.S. got it right this week and upheld Obamacare AND NOW EVERYONE IS EXTENDED MARRIAGE EQUALITY (Caps emphasis hers.) She sent this email to EVERYONE she knows. I’ve never been prouder to be her granddaughter. She’s awesome.

I think we’re all waiting, crouching like gay lionesses, for the first homophobic gazelle to trot across the sacred grounds.

Bigot tears are low-fat, low-carb, and alcohol free, so you are good. However, call a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

I LOVE that my Facebook page is like 95% happiness and rainbows and the few conservative FB friends I have left are just SILENT. As they should be. If you can’t say something nice, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT.

I’d say it is a few decades too late to worry about being embarrassed Cos. I think we passed embarrassed sometime in the 70’s and we’re up to disgusted.

Cosby’s lawyer ended his argument with, “...and pudding pops for everyone, your honor. Just drink this.”

AHHHHH STORY OF THE WEEK I AM SCREAMING

Somewhere, someplace, Vanessa Paradis is laughing her beautiful ass off. Johnny wanted younger and got this ridiculous barnacle as a wife.

The whole Johnny Depp Amber Heard doggate thing was ridiculous. I love animals so I obviously found the whole we’ll kill the dogs threat to be awful and I hate Barnaby Joyce, he’s a conservative wanker but Australia has a extremely fragile, unique ecosystem. We were separated from the rest of the world for a long time…

Yes this was an accident. This agent random cat was in no way shape or form aboard this flight on purpose. This has nothing to do with operation sky cat which is not a real thing and anyone that says otherwise is clearly mentally unstable.

Le chat est sur la chaise.