I SAVE BREAD!

white american actors will soon bear the brunt of that rhetoric as it is being used as to why producers are increasingly going with foreign actors over american-born actors. same excuse: the better actor is usually australian or british. thus our british superman.

It is entirely possible that I learned how to adult from The Golden Girls and Murphy Brown. I regret nothing.

At least you don’t get stories about “you guys are so cute and speak funny and we can’t understand you LOL” stuff about the UK/Ireland ad nauseum.

Time for the national salute: a heartfelt “CHEERS, CUNT” as we high five.

The average American’s fear of being murdered by an animal in Australia is roughly equivalent to my fear of being murdered by a gun-totin’ nut job in America.

When my mum was a kid she was in the outhouse when there was a knock on the door. She opened it and it was an Emu on the run from the zoo! Just as well she was already on the toilet.

Well, I was just there for the speakers.

I am positive the reason the Aussie spout that “No worries” mantra is to trick themselves, through repetition and reciprocation, into not stressing themselves out about the fact that the place that they live in is actively trying to either kill them or leave them in agonizing pain.

-4 in Canberra :(

...and every other vagina-related insult you could expect from people who have only a theoretical knowledge of the subject matter.

I think that when Lee moved on the Devil was there waiting for him, but only to get an autograph from the most metal person that has ever been.

Christopher Lee meets Death.

Also, we’re going to want Leonard Nimoy back as well.

Or at least he did, until he refused to accept the conversion to Disquis from Kinja, and with a bit of gerrymandering, got them to use both simultaneously.

Look, Sir Pterry has a deal with Death thanks to all of those biographies that he wrote of him, and I’m sure Sir Christopher, Mr. Williams and Mr. Nimoy are having a hilariously metal time of things together.

Dear Death,

You should write a post for Millihelen!

I will never ever get tired of this. Grammar Cop Stannis is my life’s mission.