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Footage of Obama speaking Jamaican patois.

I assume it looked something like this?

I honestly can't wait for an entire post of Brides Flambe.

Because this isn’t actually about their religious beliefs, as they clearly know nothing about Christianity. But like so many, they do wicked and fucked up shit to others while hiding behind the cloak of religion to protect them.

I'm learning to do this. Less "I wish I'd done something different" and more "things would have been better if I had been a different person with the opportunity to do something different". No more implied fifteen-year-old-self-blaming for the sexual harassment she didn't know how to deal with.

I worked in restaurants all throughout my 20's. Sexual harassment is a part of the job, so much so that, as both CA Pinkham and the woman in this story say, you just grow accustomed to it being a part of the job, ESPECIALLY from the kitchen staff. I have this strange feeling even typing this, that just acknowledging…

Why would any grownup pay 300 dollars for light up led shoes that only come in one color. It needs to be rotating multicolor or no dice.

What? That looks pretty good to me! It's for a 2 year-old. And it looks like it could taste good...unlike some fancy cakes with that Devil's Fondant. It's THE DEVIL'S FONDANT.

My two housebeasts gave zero shits about the kitten noises beyond side eyeing me hard for my enraptured cooing.

IT NEEDS ITS MOMMA/POPPA.

It's the baby clouded leopard dander. It's made out of unicorns and angel kisses, but it can be a wee bit irritating to the eyes.

It is sucking its dewclaw/thumb. The leopard kitten is sucking its thumb. I have died. I have reached maximal cuteness and expired and this comment is being typed from beyond the grave.

THEY'RE DOING IT WRONG WHY IS NOBODY STROKING HIS CHEEK WITH A FINGER AND RUNNING A HAND DOWN HIS SOFT WARM FLUFFY BODY CAN'T THEY SEE HE IS SUCKLING ON HIS OWN PAW WTF PEOPLE

I can't even wear scarves without screwing up their arrangement when I move, getting annoyed with them because of it, and just taking them off before long. A sari would turn me into That Naked Girl in no time flat.

It's guys like him that give weed possessors a bad name.

Seeburger.

Bruce (the colonial heritage):

That is my favorite way to make them! En garde!

I was so proud of my wife the day when, after we'd been at a family get-together where everyone ordered roasted chicken from a delivery place, she went in her brother's kitchen, got a baggie, and collected bones. "You're going to throw these out, right? Don't do that. Maggie makes soup from them."