Keep an eye out for LiLo's new pearl earring line. It will be a limited release of about 3,000 pairs.

I sat next to him on an RJ airplane once. He was reading a script. I did not bother him but smiled inside my face.

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Kick France to the curb and start dating Russia. Seriously. Robert Massie's biography of Peter the Great is one of the best books I have ever read in my life. His biography of Nicholas and Alexandra is equally absorbing and probably the most compassionate treatment of Alexandra that I have encountered. She is someone…

Born-Michigander-but-moved-to-TX Millenial here.

I want to put one right next to my Dental Floss Plantation! Frank Zappa would approve.

I have no idea who either of these people are

I wanna snatch them off their little baby heads. Babies in bowler hats. Now that is a trend I wanna see.

I wonder how many tortoises would be needed to overwhelm a tortoise cowboy, I mean, there IS a number for that... right?

Seriously, I'm desperate.

I desperately want to do this.

In all seriousness, study of the giant tortoises was seriously hindered due to their tastiness - several attempts to send back specimens were thwarted when they were eaten en route.

New life goal, right here.

I want to be a tortoise farmer now.

I have no idea why JLo is sitting next to Meryl Streep at the Oscars, but hell yeah were their reactions, and their combined reaction, priceless! Somebody cast them in a buddy cop movie together, STAT!

I'm sorry, but, as a woman who has chosen to be child free I have only this to say to you, "Go blow it out your ass. This isn't about you. Don't make it about you."

How old were you when you learned to read? I had just turned two, and my parents heard me reading an obscure billboard from my carseat. They took me home and gave me a Dr. Seuss book, and I read the entire thing. By the time I was five, I was reading at a high school level. I don't know if it was the case with my…

Maybe they did in some places. Certainly not in my school though. Being far advanced from your grade level caused nothing but problems for me, and the nuns gave me so much shit.

Similar story here .My older brother was grounded once as a teenager when I was 3 or so. I thought my mom had buried him alive.