Oxygen.

He's just worried that a thousand people think he's not romantic, but that was the beauty of it all. It wasn't romantic. It wasn't planned. We had been trying to get pregnant for a while, turned out I couldn't without help, and he wanted to comfort me and let me know how much he still loved me, how nothing had…

In addition to the snow Maine is about to break a 91 year old cold record for February.

Can we talk about that fire pit though? That's fucking incredible.

My husband is rolling his eyes at me. "Gee thanks! You made me sound like a moron."

I was going through a miserable breakup too, and thought that spending my birthday alone in NYC (where I didn't know anybody) would be a great idea. Of course I felt utterly miserable all day, but decided to treat myself to dinner (with a glass of Taittinger, a friend had given me a $20 dollar bill to buy myself fancy…

"Shelly the Barracuda. She's twelve."

My favorite part of this movie is Dame Maggie Smith. Gunilla Garson Goldberg 4 Life.

Team Cat Headquarters here,

As a lady whose eyebrows start out bold and strong and then just... give up about halfway across the brow there, I have no idea. The tiny mean lady who waxes my eyebrows (when I remember or make time to go there and have her do it) does some kind of magic to give them shape and life. Aside from that... I can't help…

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Oh great more dog related news.

I half-agree, but for the best beagle (half-beagle), try my childhood pup, Roscoe P. Coltrane, who was half beagle, half bulldog, and full-on adorable.

what even are dogs.

Yes,

I had a genuinely awesome idea the other day and I can't believe I'm sharing it with you people:

This is Henri (who is tres faconnable in his own right). How spoiled is Henri?

so tedious, superficial, and exploitative

jacketfucker