Now, what I'm about to say may sound harsh, but I am doing it to help you.

600$ gets you a gaming rig. Yep, that's right.

Gabe knows better than anyone else that you run faster with a knife.

And every month , for a week, you will be able to download the Bloody bloody sunday DLC!

You're an asshole. Yep, I've said it 'cause I wanted to. What the fuck are you gonna do about it?

Unless he had so much whiskey his aim wouldn't allow his punches to connect with said politicians' faces.

Bebop is the Firefly of anime.

It really is a good film. The content sure is disturbing, but it is a powerful and well-thought movie if you can see past all the atrocities.

NEWBORN PORN!

This would've been a brilliant viral marketing campaign for DMC.

SPOILERS

Got one, never going back.

AMEN.

I was in that situation for 2 years. If it wasn't for the great co-workers, I would've gone insane... Actually I ended up in severe depression which led me to quit the job. At the time I hadn't gone in to get myself diagnosed, but the job really did a number on me.

I meant to say from the bottom of my balls: Thank you.

Inb4 Rules #1 and 2

SOMEONE BUY MORE BREAD, THIS JELLY IS TOO MUCH!

Hey, I get the same thing when I ejaculate!

Sauce pl0x

OMFG I JUST SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING XD