Feel free to contact me when you’ve done anything impressive.

I can just imagine him sneaking out of the heavily armed murder camp that is konami headquarters to do this. Most likely in a cardboard box.

Damn. Reminds me of this.

Kojima should form his own studio, call it “Mother Base”, have it actually be on an Oil Platform, and he should recruit other developers by tranquilizer darting them and fultoning them out.

“yeahitkindadoes”

Just a quick note: I'm actually British. I used the NYT and WSJ as examples as I expect the people reading this will mainly be American, and those who aren't will understand the abbreviations anyway.

Thanks!