I suggested Rose O’Donnell, who is only half as crazy as Roseanne Barr, and renaming it “Rosie”.

My pitch for a final “very special” episode: Roseanne had her knee surgery discussed in the finale of the reboot, but got addicted to her pain-killers. We return next year to see the rest of the family arriving home. They have just returned from dropping Roseanne off at a rehab center. While discussing the trip, they…

without resorting to gendered slurs

Look at her feed. She says she fucked up, then defends herself, then tells people not to defend her, then retweets defenses of her behavior, and still sprinkles in lunatic conspiracy shit. Nothing she’s saying means anything. It literally changes moment to moment.

Roseanne doesn’t know how to shut up. That made her a great TV character, and also a terrible human. I hope we can all just ignore her soon.

Roseanne is completely unhinged; she did not take “a few hours to gather her thoughts, then continue” as the article says, but tweeted and deleted ALL FRICKING NIGHT LONG after vowing to quit Twitter mere hours before.

I find it amazing that the same group of people defending her are the people so aghast at Colin Kaepernick kneeling. Do people not remembering her butchering the national anthem at a baseball game followed by spitting and grabbing her crotch? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

My mom used to make fun of people who made fun of her for saving various birds, frogs, crabs, etc. Her response to their ‘it doesn’t matter’ was that it mattered a lot to [saved creature]. Maybe KKW isn’t the best, but she is interested in prison reform in more than a briefly passing form. So good for her. I’m not…

Isn’t her legal team also helping Centoya (I don’t think I spelled her name correctly) Brown get an appeal? She was the girl who was trafficked at like age 14, her pimp sold her to some disgusting 50 year old man, then she shot him and ran away and is serving a life sentence.

The girl from the Pepsi ads is Hallie Eisenberg. Jesse Eisenberg is her brother.

It’s reportedly a comedy “exploring the constraints of society, gender, and family from the perspective of a budding writer who doesn’t fit in to her own time through her imaginative point of view.”

When I saw them it was three cats, a rooster, and a woodchuck (on the triangle).

I’ve seen the Amazing Acro-cats before, and talked to the trainers after the show. You have to find cats that are food-oriented. Not all are. If you can’t immediately reward them, then training won’t work. The most amazing thing in the show was four cats “playing” little instruments in a rock band.

To add to that: don’t just assume your SO is always welcome. They’re friends with YOU.

You know the part that’s the stupidest? Of all the shows in all the land, can you think of one that would make it easier to write out a major character? They could have fired Tambor, had a stand-in and done a running gag where you only saw him from behind. Or he was suddenly played by a different actor like Bewitched…

And here’s some audio from the interview if you feel like screaming EVEN MORE!

That’s just it. There is a long wrapped around the block behind these creeps, tons of creative folks who have entire, brand new worlds inside of them, just looking for a platform. Move over, creepy guys, you had your chance and you blew it.

Didn’t watch the whole thing, but I do agree with the idea that it’s ridiculous to tell developing human beings that they can’t do a bunch of stuff without redirecting them towards positive behaviors.

We do. The manifestation of the isolation, rage, anxiety makes it seem like there is a difference, but there is NO DIFFERENCE.

Trump attempting to show compassion is like reading VCR instructions written in English, translated into Japanese, then back into English