HI!

Uh, the same Milgram experiments that wouldn’t pass any IRB today? No more damaging than that? Sure, sure. Good stuff.

I think it’s fine.

Hate to say it, but I don’t buy this. Something has been wrong with Wendy for a few months now. Slurred speech, VERY wide eyes, a general inability to string together coherent sentences, and a lot of rapid weight loss. Obviously there’s gossip going on about her marriage, and I don’t want to pile on, but it feels like…

*the void replies, “But her eeeemmmmaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiilllllllllssssssss”*

Anyone else stuck in this weird spot where you’re generally happy/hopeful about the direction your own life specifically is headed, but the state of the world and the direction its heading constantly drags you down, so you want to just completely ignore and shut out the news, but you feel an obligation to keep…

Gold medal favorite but it’s her food advice that’s really superior.

And even if they did, so fucking what? Someone suggesting you should behave an abominably cruel manner doesn’t give you an excuse to do it.

This story is as baffling as it is horrifying. This woman, by her own admission, chose to cruelly kill her pet. But she claims someone else suggested that she do it, and she feels really bad about it, so she’s certain she’s the real victim here.

Yeah no, this is not on Spirit. This woman has something seriously wrong with her if she actually flushed a living creature down a toilet, there were many, many other options. Jesus fucking christ.

Perhaps. I suppose I shall simply give up commenting, then. Watching burner trolls become verified commenters to spew bile while I sit in the greys for literally years is no longer as amusing as it was.

Jason is definitely Andy if anyone. Which would make Janet April, which also works because she’s jealous of Ann/Tahani and BFFs with Ron/Michael.

New Girl and Brooklyn Nine Nine had crossover episodes, so we know they exist in the same universe.

That’s a worst-case scenario.

I know, and I’m so sorry! I’m bitchy when I’m on the rag.

Calm down, you’re being hysterical.

Your feelings are legitimate and appropriate reactions to something of this nature.

My cat is so very British...

In addition to this being sexist bullshit, “firefighter” is undoubtedly the cooler name. It makes you sound like you are wrestling Balrogs or some shit.