thegreatgreycoffeemonster
Thegreatgreycoffeemonster
thegreatgreycoffeemonster

And here I’ve been being rude to men FOR FREE like some kind of IDIOT.

Joke is on the airlines, I carry billions of emotional support bacterial organisms with me on every flight.

I think it was dumb of Keaton to post the tweet, and dumb of Dunham to comment about the rape accusation against her friend withouth anyone asking her to do so, but I really don’t see what’s wrong with saying sexual assault and pedophilia are wrong, and male entitlement is widespread, while also believing your friend

100% Team Stripper.

Maybe it’s just me, but I didn’t like some of the comments the judge in this case made. It felt like watching a court in Egypt or Iraq where they brag about the punishment they’re about to give you. Also, insinuating that you wish you could have Nassar assaulted the way he did his victims? FFS.

I re-watched Phantom Menace for the first time in years. As a 31 year old, I enjoyed it WAY more than prior re-watchings, and probably even more than when I originally saw it in theaters. With the benefit of age, after the first few scenes, I remember “Hey, that’s right; this is A KIDS MOVIES!” And then thoroughly

Now I want the medical droids to be redubbed by Zoidberg!

If I knew this was a thing I totally would have gone there. Cheese>Cake.

Seriously, cheese wheel wedding cakes are my new dream.

I would serve this at my wedding. I love cheese. So much.

Counterpoint- I hate to cook, but my best friend got me a badass wonder woman (retro 50's styled) apron and I wear it every chance I get because it’s so pretty. So, if there’s a kickass apron you know your friend will love and they occasionally cook, I say go ahead for people of all genders. Also true: Finland’s gift

Check out all the Stans on his twitter feed, though. They’re like geriatric versions of Logan Paul fans.

OK, I’m game. What did Stevie Nicks do?

He took in a kitten I found under my porch, which I couldn’t keep bc my old cat wanted to eat it. Then he got a second cat so the kitten would have a friend. I think we’re even.

I know this’ll stay buried in the grays, but I am highly suspect of this. I got sick when I was a junior in college. As a young man in the Southeast, I was aware of the Wynona Rider adaptation, but I could not care less.

“Although the identities of most of the individuals mentioned in these stories have not been revealed to me, much of the behavior described does, in fact, match up with ways I have acted.”

Or, put another way...

I feel like he’s just a philosophy major.

Not knowing what OPs goals were, I took his reply differently. I took it as an admonition not to intertwine your worth so closely with another person. So many life goals worth having dont require a spouse; the partner just enriches that experience. We are also the only people we can fully control; it isn’t exactly a

HAHA I love this! Especially because it is my favorite part. Not because of the song (it is inane) but how she performs it! It is magic!