Gabriel Byrne FTW every. single. time.

This looks like well-dressed oatmeal (no disrespect to K S-T).

“incel omega orbiter from her Discord”

It’s the hair. 90% of males with great hair try to coast through life without developing a personality, or hunting skills as the case may be

if he were 93, he’d ask “to fuck Daniel Craig,” adding, “presumably just..... very slowly.”

I was going to say the same thing. As soon as she said they were both women, I thought, Ah, that makes sense then. 

Honestly, I think gay couples maybe don’t need this arrangement as much? And I think that’s because it doesn’t have the gendered dynamic that seems to be a major reason couples want to be apart (and it seems that women in particular see the appeal of an apart but together arrangement?). 

Exactly! My first thought was, “ummm, that checks out.” 

*gasp* the name of OUR sex tape!

“Saved by Hulu,” the name of your sex tape.

If a man won’t let you sit on his face, then hes not marriage material.

A nice idea, but Trump can’t read.

Texas is more of a bowl of spaghetti and meatballs. There’s a few in there, you always wish there were more, but they are LARGE.

“Guardians of the Galaxy is the worst Marvel franchise and I almost don’t wanna see infinity war because those characters are in it. Miss me with that kiddie shit!!!”

I am for narrowing it to three Chrises and having them rule as a triumvirate. We don’t have to choose! As long as we don’t choose Pratt!

I know this is super serious and horrible, but their ridiculous attempt to be deep and imperious with a Latin motto makes me laugh because it’s total gibberish. “Obsequious” is an English word (“obsequium” and “obsequiosus” are the Latin words) and “sororium” is “gender neutral thing about sister(s).” So among the…

Ruth Bader Ginsburg would stomp a mud hole in Donnie like Yoda on crack.

I come here to keep abreast with current events, not to ruffle any feathers. I’m really sorry if my efforts at punning lack, but that’s why I’m not yet in the black. Beak to the point though, I’ll need to brood on how I can improve. Maybe I can hatch up some new pun and hen I’ll be back to show you how it’s done.

So they went from selling women to selling chicks? Seems a bit regressive to me but, who am I to cry fowl?