Um, just a tiny thing called tailoring

I got mad just thinking about that

Male pattern baldness is usually inherited from Mom though

Is she wearing her chones outside of her tights? Is that how you’re supposed to wear tights?

He looks exactly like Johnny Sins to me, but maybe that’s Stormy Daniel’s former career that’s influencing my perception.

OH GOD I HOPE THIS IS TRUE

it’s 13 in a lot of European countries, but the expectation is that they’ll be shtupping with peers.

because that always ends well

I’ve just given up on commenting because I’ve never gotten out of the greys, despite my being a chill, thoughtful, and formerly quite active commenter. It sucks that there’s ostensibly open conversations here on topics I’m interested in and have valuable input on but can’t because I’m a second class citoyenne here. It…

since when is casual sex more of a big deal than effectually killing someone?

I feel like there have been about 40

Man, she’s still looking poorly after her faint. Hope she’s ok.

the peacock is excessive, but what about when moving overseas with animals? People get their pets declared emotional support animals to protect them so they don’t have to fly beneath the plane where it is loud, freezing, and terrifying. Traveling animals die every day due to airline incompetence or just plain old…

god you could drown a puppy in my panties right now

off topic, but no one in this thread can spell “indiscretions”

George of the Jungle!

we also both take famously large poops

Popping pimples doesn’t gross me out at all when I’m the one doing the popping, but seeing videos of it makes me unspeakably uncomfortable

Yeah, the kids are on summer vacation for the entirety of the movie

He Holy Ghosted you