I used to say that line a lot about a decade ago. In my head it read as pretty clever, but other people heard it as just pathetic.

i think i seen this like 10 times in last 2 days

My younger brother told me that he sometimes name-drops reading articles on Jezebel to pick up girls, and that it totally works. Which means that a) my brother grew up to read Jezebel and b) my brother grew up to hit on girls who read Jezebel and want to date guys who read Jezebel. There exists no prouder big sister…

are you trying to have sex with me?

Very good point. Totally overlooked that as a factor.

I have no game

Or Bachmann.

how can it not be Sarah Palin?

This is actually really cool. Sometimes it's fun to take a break from hating people over their political beliefs.

It is your dog's sacred duty to create a haven from industrial capitalism so that you can improve yourself spiritually at the end of the day. If you stay out late petting other puppies, it is totally her fault for not being a shining example of Doggy purity.

Or, if like Name of the Rose, a crazed monk observes them believing fun is Satanic and kills the playful friars off one by one. As we investigate, we learn of their secret passions and yearning behind the seemingly innocent snowballs.

Versailles may have become the ultimate symbol of a system that the Revolution would bring to an end, but it began as a symbol of Louis XIV's loathing of Paris. He was a young boy during the Fronde and it was a traumatic and humiliating experience for him. It's pretty commonly accepted that he developed his autocratic…

Praise the Lorde! Ella Yelich-O'Connor will begin recording her second studio album within the next month, says producer and Pure Heroine collaborator Joel Little: "We haven't got some planned out 'this is what it's going to sound like.' I think we're just going to start writing and when it starts to feel right, we'll…

Maybe some of us would like the off switch.

i am absolutely part of the problem, at times. i don't want to (and actively don't) appropriate- but NA patterns and beadwork and aesthetic is gorgeous to me. see also, traditional chinese aesthetic, japanese aesthetic, and indian aesthetic. i am a white woman with a ton of racial and economic privileged, and i…

That I was orgasming.

Just two years? I mean, I get that in the US we tend to sentence people for too long, but... two years seems waaaaay too short for amputating part of a person's genitals.