Hey, not all students are young impressionable teenagers....

"So, you don't get a toaster oven if you convince 20 people to go gay?"

Texas gave you Matthew McConaughey's abs, too. Now you apologise and thank Texas!

I appreciate that you acknowledge that there is more beyond big males competing and choosy females choosing. People get really stuck on thinking that animal mating is all about males performing, fighting, and competing and females just do choosing. Sure, these are some examples of that, but nature is truly wonderful…

i'm grateful for all y'alls (yes, that is the plural possessive) perspectives, because when i saw this photo, it didn't look at all out of the ordinary. this is what a lifetime in texas does to person. you get used to guns in portraits. i'm frankly stunned that walmart told them no.*

in Brentwood I had a 1 bedroom place that was 800 sq ft for $850/mo. Still a rip off but not as bad as many places. I think this neighborhood is going the way of Hyde Park though so I'll probably have to move if they spike the rent up too much in my new place when I renew the lease.

Thank you!

After contacting Chad, one of the alleged ghosts, via Ouija board, the former member of Alpha Omega Epsilon had this to say:

We all have to move to Hutto now. Drunk frat boy ghosts drove us out. OH BUT HEY I THINK THEY HAVE A WALMART NOW SO YAY.

That wasn't really my interpretation... but I think my reading is colored by having been raised Catholic. I mean, yes it's about comparing the girl to church, but for me it evokes the idea of being taught by religion that giving in to natural urges (like sex) is wrong, and makes us sick/sinners, and it's about…

okay, like this song makes me want to slow dance with a hot dude in a hanes undershirt in a dive bar with low lighting and we're both drinking whisky and everyone's a little sweaty because it's a sultry summer night.

SOMEONE READS OGLAF!

That was my first thought as well. As the women's fitness ideals changed to accomodate muscle there have been a few people I know who have come out of the "I WANT TO DATE AN AMAZONIAN WARRIOR WOMEN" closet.

Looks to me like the Russians are going to win the Gold Medal in the next Sex Olympics.

yeah like... where did the pool noodle even come from

I guess the question is "How can white people be supportive of the issue without seeming to demean or take over the issue? " If white people don't talk talk about what they do in the situation, then the narrative is that white people are ignoring the issue (which so many do). If white people talk about the issue,…

See this is where, I believe, we make a critical mistake. Because it is distasteful to us (rightfully so) we decide that it should be brushed under the rug. In my opinion, we SHOULD be making a huge deal of the 75th anniversary. We should be releasing DVDs of this movie with commentary by professors of history and by…

Correct me if I'm wrong, but if I kill all the golfers won't they lock me up and throw away the key?

I assume that like 90% of the articles in Garden and Gun are about dealing with gophers.