A friend of mine in college got really high, disappeared for half an hour, came back inside covered in leaves, dirt, and twigs and holding/petting his cat (who was named October). When asked "dude, what the hell happened?" he told them, with glazed-over eyes, "October pushed me" and went to bed. That's the most…

I love that her accent makes it sound like the lyric is, "Take your pants off, make it happen."

One of my guy friends is a big, beefy Welsh rugby player with a twice-broken nose and he hates beer - hates it. This is not seen as normal for a guy living in London. He constantly and consistently will go to pubs and bars with mates and while they order in rounds, he'll order the pinkest, fruitiest cocktail they do.…

Vikings were, like many pagan cultures, surprisingly tolerant of homosexuality. Men had sex with men, and it wasn't a big deal. Now, the guy "receiving" would be subject to some derision, but "giving" was perfectly acceptable. The only issue was that because it was an agrarian society, reproduction was important, so…

Ugh. No write-ups but on Yelp my coworkers and I have been called "a hipster," "a robot," "a barbie," and "a personality," respectively. It's like a more [/less] interesting version of The Breakfast Club.

Libre soy.! Libre sooooy!

My mother is really into Rocky Horror, and one holiday played it in the car all the way to the destination, when my sister and I were too young to really get most of it. Anyway, fast forward to the first day back at school, and my mother received a complaint. My 6 year old sister had somehow memorised the lyrics and…

I sing "Lock the Taskbar" quite a bit, and once i got written up for "leading an insurrection" :)

he's probably just annoyed that he won't be able to dethrone MacBeth.

Don't you feel a little bad for all those people who wrote off the HP for being "kid's books?"

The common refrain that Harry Potter is not literarily meaningful is a false criticism, borne of little more than pretense.

"Actively critical" as in you went around and found people to criticize for light reading for fun? I find that rather odd and unnecessary. Why bother?

"I was actively critical of my then high school and college peers for wasting their reading level on books written for children."

New York's hottest club is Garbage Alley. This place has everything: bummers, little sores, and Steve Hickeys, where you can sit by in gleeful judgment while eight gay guys take a dump on your bed.

Second craziest: In a porno books store in Frankfurt, Germany. In one of those booths where you watch a nekkid person dance. We were next to a transvestite pleasuring what I think was another transvestite.

*looks around, hesitantly raises hand*

+1 for the Conchords reference.

"Every Boob is like a Snowflake", coincidentally, was one of the last cuts off the Frozen soundtrack.

According to this gentleman, Texas has only two known exports, one of which is steers, so perhaps this result is not so surprising.

Honestly, I agree more with this post than I do with my OP; my expression was both indelicate and inaccurate—which is made all the worse by the fact that I was enough of a self-aggrandizing jackass to claim my profession as validation for my ill-voiced view.