Strumpets, Rejoice!

My dad had a restaurant while we were growing up... On the main street in a sleepy little town. An oil rig worker used to live in the home bang opposite the restaurant. He was quite an alcoholic because apparently in the 1980s/90s there was little else to do on oil rigs in the gulf. So... this guy, in his usual…

That one bugged me. I never took mma, but I'm an okay natural grappler. I've fought off a guy or two in the past. Maybe they weren't trying as hard as they could have, maybe they were crappy fighters, I don't know. But I do know that seeing fighting back as an option and not automatically assuming the person with the…

sluts are just whores in training

Where can I qualify for this whore training? Is there a certificate or is it a diploma program? Do I need to transfer schools or get an advanced post-graduate degree? Any advice would be helpful from the good judge.

Human Trafficking: non-consensual tourism

Car-jacking: Non-consensual Zipcar

I call my penchant for burglary "non-consensual interior decorating."

Yeah, the Mr. and I had sex on our first date, and here we are 18 years later, married with 2 kids.

Tacky are the people who judge others sex lives.

My wife slept with me on our 2nd date and confessed that she was very tempted to on the first date but held back.

*sigh*

Also Mexican: Louis CK

Makes sense. I've always felt god the most strongly dans ma vagine...

It sounds way more powerful here, out of the context, than it does in the book.

"Do it to Julia! Do it to Julia! Not me! Julia! I don't care what you do to her. Tear her face off, strip her to the bones. Not me! Julia!"

I can't disagree with you. I got to eat BBQ in Texas once and I briefly thought about moving there because of how good it was.

Hey, Texas

I live in Austin. When this AP headline screamed across my phone, my heart stopped.