Are you on a hilltop fighting off hordes of zombie smokers trying to bite your and turn you into a zombie smoker? Is this your last stand?

I think the fact that he uses a phrase "oh my glob" just makes him all the more endearing and hot. Plus, he seems like a total standup guy which is just lovely.

you GUYS. I am a regular jezzie and Kate Hansen is my cousin. I just am so excited to see her on here. she's seriously this amazing, funny, and dance-y in real life. she's doing great for a first time Olympian and we are so proud of her. couldn't have someone better to rep the family - she's so great. USofkAte!

Wow, you summed up what I have been feeling for most of my life as a large-framed tall person with big boobs but I could never articulate it exactly. Not feeling fat or awkward because I occupy more space, just feeling more "there". And the fighting part, ha. I've never been in a serious fight because listening to…

She wasn't even asking for a paycheck for it. She was going to do it all for the Newkie.

Bigger sizes get wider, not longer and it is THE WORST. Why is this large the same length as the extra small? Imma need retailers to get it together.

So...hanky is okay?

5th level orgasm

"Kids Against Divorce" ... and by "Kids" we mean 50-something fundamentalist Christians.

I'm always so relieved to see Richard Madden nowadays. (I know that's silly but the trauma!)

Last one and I'm done: Sam Neill, 66, and a glass of the fine wine he's aging like.

Then there's this guy...

Gimme some sugar baby!

How does Austria's sweetheart not make this list? I'd Waltz him right into my bed.

This man. Imagine being in bed with him while he sings to you. Hallejuah...

You - I want you to be my best friend.

Born and raised in Dallas and I had to chuckle at this.

I grew up in Dallas, and I was wondering if he went to my high school. Hate that town.