I played softball in high school. We just boned each other after games... And before games. We would have done it during but we just couldn't figure out how.

I have the urge to watch rugby for some reason now. Excuse me.

I once tried to convince my GF that I was pregnant to keep her from going home. Another time, I claimed to be the once and future king of Gondor.

He didn't have to reach far for his writing, now did he.

La Dona is a legend, true, but some contemporary novela actresses are pretty good at throwing shade. Nora Salinas, Mayrim Villanueva, and Lucero come to mind.