Hey, I got spanked as a child and I only contemplate suicide, like, 3 times a day!

I hacked walking on a crowded sidewalk the other day, purely by chance. Read while you walk - an actual paper book, or it doesn’t work. The crowds end up moving around you, astonished and nervous.

God bless you for starting this amazing thread.

It’s pretty easy to get there, actually.

He was a beautiful McConaughey-quoting angel in Other Space.

I’m almost sure that when I was last dating actively 3-4 years ago, most dudes were at least somewhat smart, relatively charming, and had one or more interesting skills. Every man I’ve met recently has been strikingly boring.

I can respect that.

I’m totally raging about dating after some less than stellar dates this last weekend. Why is everyone so mediocre and underdeveloped? Have they always been like that?

As a Texan, not much.

Who’s doing the voiceover at the end? It’s driving me crazy.

I really want to do crafts with Jamie Dornan.

He looks like a Persian/shorthair mix. That’s a pretty normal face for a Persian.

Donald Trump talks like I do when I’m hungover.

linguist*

yeah my mom got knocked up at 45 and my exes mom got knocked up in her late 50s.

#lifegoals.

DAAAAAMN

I’m not sure I agree. I never lost pets as a kid (my cat from when I was a kid is impossibly old and still living with my Mom) but lost one recently this year around the same time as a close friend died. I was devastated about the friend, but the pet was probably equally rough, because I was responsible for the pet,…

:/

We hates it.