thegreatgreycoffeemonster
Thegreatgreycoffeemonster
thegreatgreycoffeemonster

Seriously, what is wrong with American men? How are they generally so terrible?

Probably that human nature was generally good.

Last I checked, whole thing was on YouTube.

When I was working with a midwife we left the umbilical chord and placenta just hanging for 10 minutes or so. You’re supposed to leave it until it stops pulsating because antibodies or something, I don’t have studies on hand or anything but there’s really no rush to cut it. As noted downthread, some hippie mamas leave

You and me both. #allgreyerryday

Very true. People suck.

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT ISIS WANTS. That’s what gets me. ISIS wants a captive audience in Syria and elsewhere, they don’t want Muslims to be living in countries like France and the US and even Lebanon (which is considered by Arabs to be basically the Las Vegas/Paris of the Middle East). It wouldn’t surprise me if a big

BEST DAY EVER.

I had that thing where I gained weight as I was about to hit puberty when I was 9/10 and my mom told me I could stand to lose a few pounds. I grew 5 or 6 inches without gaining weight and now when I look at pictures of myself as a teen I can see I was really quite cute, but my mom’s comments about my weight led me to

My dream arrangement is actually separate houses, a la Diego Rivera and Frida Kahlo.

Say what you will about the South, but that would never happen in Texas.

Eating cookies and playing hide and seek sounds amazing to me, an adult woman.

If I had a big-ass mansion, it would be hide and seek all day every day.

The funny thing is, people from the country I grew up in generally see me as from there as well, so there’s no problem. I only ever get into hot water in the States.

True, but then again, at what age are you stuck in a social identity?

I like your line of questioning. This isn’t something that I talk about very much, but I am an ethnically white woman who was raised in a Latin American country by Latinas. My Spanish is slightly better than my English. All of my culture is Latino. But when I behave normally here in the States, people accuse me of

Gomez and Morticia are my spirit couple.