You and me both. #allgreyerryday

Very true. People suck.

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT ISIS WANTS. That’s what gets me. ISIS wants a captive audience in Syria and elsewhere, they don’t want Muslims to be living in countries like France and the US and even Lebanon (which is considered by Arabs to be basically the Las Vegas/Paris of the Middle East). It wouldn’t surprise me if a big…

BEST DAY EVER.

I had that thing where I gained weight as I was about to hit puberty when I was 9/10 and my mom told me I could stand to lose a few pounds. I grew 5 or 6 inches without gaining weight and now when I look at pictures of myself as a teen I can see I was really quite cute, but my mom’s comments about my weight led me to…

My dream arrangement is actually separate houses, a la Diego Rivera and Frida Kahlo.

Say what you will about the South, but that would never happen in Texas.

Eating cookies and playing hide and seek sounds amazing to me, an adult woman.

If I had a big-ass mansion, it would be hide and seek all day every day.

The funny thing is, people from the country I grew up in generally see me as from there as well, so there’s no problem. I only ever get into hot water in the States.

True, but then again, at what age are you stuck in a social identity?

I like your line of questioning. This isn’t something that I talk about very much, but I am an ethnically white woman who was raised in a Latin American country by Latinas. My Spanish is slightly better than my English. All of my culture is Latino. But when I behave normally here in the States, people accuse me of…

Gomez and Morticia are my spirit couple.

Try a Russian Blue. They are very common in shelters and have very little shedding and dander. A lot of people I know who are allergic to cats are fine with Russian Blues.

Sometimes actual paranoia sounds just like instinct! It’s hard to figure out.

Right? She looks so uncomfortable in every pic I see her in. Her clothes are tight and confining. I’ve never been preggo but I have been pretty fat and skin tight is noooot fun when you’re carrying extra weight.

That one makes me so sad.

A list of things my mom “doesn’t remember.”

I am a woman, my dad was not super there for my childhood (but he was for my brother’s). He is not the world’s best Dad TBH. A big factor is also that he has 8 children so the middles (i.e. me and my brother) get a little lost in the mix.