My dad has believed until a couple of months ago that my brother, who is 5 years older than me, was actually 2 years younger than me. I corrected him about it and he was genuinely shocked.

Charlie Hunnam?

I wanted to give him all the hugs after the debate.

Who are these people, and why are other people still having sex with them?

Dukat was never a Borg, psh.

Yoga’s not that old. Yoga as we know it now is less than 100 years old. It’s influenced by more ancient practices but in itself it’s pretty new.

Jessica Jin is a friend of mine! She is awesome!

I finally saw Fargo the other day, and I just love her so much.

“I have a 1 yr old daughter. She calls me Madam President.”

Hear hear. There’s only one place where I can watch rugby in this city without it being live streamed and it’s a shitty wannabe Irish bar that’s charging $20 a head cover -_-.

I have a long distance on/off relationship with a guy I’ve known since I was in my teens, and he came to see me recently after our not having met in 6 or 7 months, and somehow it came out that he “was a little freaked out about how much weight you’ve gained.” Even though I initiated the conversation and he was nice…

???????????

Oh, one time a guy on OKCupid told me he thought I was a Nazi.

My sisters are all hotter, smarter, and more motivated than me. I comfort myself in that I’m more cultured.

I always say (with apologies to Game of Thrones) “There’s a cure for being fat, but there’s no cure for being a cunt.”

I hope they have good benefits.

It’s Biden, isn’t it.

Yeah, he seems pretty chill.

I’ve been dating someone who isn’t from the States, and every time we go out to eat it is SO AWFUL. He’s not consciously a dick to the servers, but he’s used to it being normal to, for example, snap your fingers, or “hey” at someone from a few tables away, or take forever to order, or ask stupid questions. Every time…