You’re not wrong.

Is that guac with sour yogurt? Because that’s actually pretty rad.

I am only Team Baby in this situation.

My History professor recently asked in an exam question for us to explain why Jimmy Carter was a failure as a president.

We were 9 over the course of 16 years, almost all home births. My mom had a homemade episiotomy with most of us too, all huge babies and she’s not big. Now she’s 65, looks 40, and has never been seriously ill ever.

My mom had 9 single births over the course of 16 years for religious reasons. It’s not like this was in the 40s either, my youngest sister was born in 94.

I got ghosted my my boyfriend, I had moved for work to another state but we still spoke all the time. We had plans to go to Chicago together for Halloween and then one day in August he just stopped responding to my texts and calls. I was like “Fuck it.” but then I actually had to figure out whether we were still on…

What a douche.

I was surprised at the correct use of “transgender girls.” Most people who aren’t down with transgender people misgender them or unintentionally use slurs.

This is how I’ll remember Obama’s presidency, along with his words on marriage equality this morning. I am genuinely proud that he is our president right now.

I wanna be the meat in that sammy.

Came here to post that. Are we the same person?

Except, no one likes Jackson. He’d probably be insulted to be on bank issued paper currency anyways though.

Really, all forms of currency are consensual hallucinations though.

This is really confusing, on a lot of levels.

If I were a guessing lady, I’d guess it’s Kinja fuckery. But it’s nice to know that I have been magically ungreyed!

Wait, is this the part where we bring our grievances to the powers that be, asking for favors? Because if so, I also would like to be ungreyed.

Yes, always with this stuff. I can’t even count how many guys who were into me transferred their affections to one of my sisters as soon as they met them. Then they wouldn’t sleep with them and I wouldn’t sleep with them and WHO HAS A WEIRD FACE NOW DOUCHEBAG.