NOOOOOO OMG

No.

HOT

Posted this elsewhere, but still accurate.

Also, sorry for your loss :(.

Nice to have something sweet on this shit sandwich of a day :).

There’s one particular person I want to marry. We’ve had a complicated relationship for many years and I don’t know if it’s ever going to work out. But I know that if, despite everything, we do wind up getting married, our wedding song is going to be “I’m Your Man.”

THAT EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME. It actually has hurt like a bitch for a couple of days, and I am an athlete, so it’s not like I have atrophied muscles or anything.

I agree? Mumford and Sons were not perfect before, but they were NOT bland hipster rock. Now they are.

What up my knitta?

^This. Girlfriend has more issues than some dubious bronzer.

I grew up in Houston in the 90s and I know that when I was in 3rd grade, gay (and other similar words such as fag) as well as the n word were both used all the time. I wasn’t even in a particularly poor or backward area in Houston, and I and all my friends were middle class white kids.

Flaming mega douches never dial it back.

Also there have been plenty of fantastic dresses in Asian and Middle Eastern Royal weddings, presumably since they included Jordan they should have had those as well.

Yes! I got a care credit card when I had some expensive health stuff with my kitty. It worked out well!

In other news, I just realized that there’s a bunch of countries that I wasn’t aware of still having a monarchy.

I believe Channing Tatum is bisexual, but don’t quote me in court.

I can’t believe you looked up the definition, yet still spelled the word wrong.

Why???

I was vegan for a long time until I had to cut out carbs for health reasons. I went back to eating everything but red meat because at that point literally all I could eat was vegetables and lentils. The farting wasn’t worth it.