That’s spelled Suite.

Sorry! I’m deflecting!

Floridaman strikes yet again!

Badass.

I know I would.

Gendry is totally going to be the king in the end, just so the producers can shout “Suck it!” while making wanking hand gestures.

Go for that classic Betazed look.

I think Seinfeld admits its characters are awful and shows the consequences of their action. The finale of Seinfeld is them all in jail and the finale of Friends is them all being super super successful and happy.

And the problem with that is...?

Me too.

Actually, flaca* means skinny girl.

These little girls are hanging out with their momma in my walk-in! I’m having the hardest time trying to figure out when to leave the lights on as unfortunately there is no window in there.

What are these feelings? Am I... in love with Kristen Stewart?

Rated most meditative poop 5 years in a row.

QUEEN.

In 5 years or so, I am going to start on a freelance job, move to Central America, buy cheap property on the side of a mountain, and build a house with secret passageways. I don’t care if it takes every cent I have and puts me in debt. It is motherfucking happening.

If she thought it was ectopic, it is seriously weird that she just send her home to see what happens.

This is one of the things I’m legit scared of. I burn absurdly easy (even with sunscreen) and my dad had melanoma. I had a lot of terrible burns before my dad got diagnosed and every time I get a sunburn since, I freak out.

Really? I’m only 5-9 and I’ve never found one that wasn’t a super awkward length (like they always end right above my ankles). I also have E cups but a narrow waist and rib cage so they don’t fit over my boobs generally. I think they’re hella cute and they would jive with my style but I simply can’t find one that…