My ex offered this to me once as we were breaking up and simultaneously had a pregnancy scare. I knew he would follow through if it came to it, and be a great dad.

Preach girl.

What’s up my knitta?

I agree. It’s kind of shitty to assume that penises are evil because some guys use their penises for evil.

Crusty jugglers.

Ma-Ma was post GOT so... she was also Sally in Mrs. Dalloway.

Yeah, that was after GOT.

NOOOOOO This is the sound of my mind blowing.

Also she’s the tracker in the Brothers Grimm which was a HUGE shock when I rewatched it the other day on Netflix. I think she’s also Sally in Mrs. Dalloway.

My mom lives abroad and her policy has always been to ignore kids during school hours, but to give toys or snacks sometimes in the afternoon or on weekends. It’s definitely more for her own benefit, but she’s a fairly visible children’s rights activist so I figure she can have it.

For sure. I mean, don’t be a flat out dick, say no to them firmly and politely, and then cease interaction.

Hear, hear.

UGH he looks like a douche I dated in high school.

I’d never heard of this woman. I’m fangirling pretty hard right now.

No one, not even myself, can convince me that smoking isn't sexy.

Is she smoking in the top image? BOSS.

Being fired is more like being dumped by someone you weren’t even that into. Not at all like being raped.

Well, I did have sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom.

Growing up in the 90s, he was one of my first crushes.

Accusing someone of being an Aggie is a serious accusation, and should not be made lightly.