Really, all forms of currency are consensual hallucinations though.

This is really confusing, on a lot of levels.

If I were a guessing lady, I’d guess it’s Kinja fuckery. But it’s nice to know that I have been magically ungreyed!

Wait, is this the part where we bring our grievances to the powers that be, asking for favors? Because if so, I also would like to be ungreyed.

Yes, always with this stuff. I can’t even count how many guys who were into me transferred their affections to one of my sisters as soon as they met them. Then they wouldn’t sleep with them and I wouldn’t sleep with them and WHO HAS A WEIRD FACE NOW DOUCHEBAG.

NOOOOOO OMG

No.

HOT

Posted this elsewhere, but still accurate.

Also, sorry for your loss :(.

Nice to have something sweet on this shit sandwich of a day :).

There’s one particular person I want to marry. We’ve had a complicated relationship for many years and I don’t know if it’s ever going to work out. But I know that if, despite everything, we do wind up getting married, our wedding song is going to be “I’m Your Man.”

THAT EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME. It actually has hurt like a bitch for a couple of days, and I am an athlete, so it’s not like I have atrophied muscles or anything.

I agree? Mumford and Sons were not perfect before, but they were NOT bland hipster rock. Now they are.

What up my knitta?

^This. Girlfriend has more issues than some dubious bronzer.

I grew up in Houston in the 90s and I know that when I was in 3rd grade, gay (and other similar words such as fag) as well as the n word were both used all the time. I wasn’t even in a particularly poor or backward area in Houston, and I and all my friends were middle class white kids.

Flaming mega douches never dial it back.

Also there have been plenty of fantastic dresses in Asian and Middle Eastern Royal weddings, presumably since they included Jordan they should have had those as well.