Yes! I got a care credit card when I had some expensive health stuff with my kitty. It worked out well!

In other news, I just realized that there’s a bunch of countries that I wasn’t aware of still having a monarchy.

I believe Channing Tatum is bisexual, but don’t quote me in court.

I can’t believe you looked up the definition, yet still spelled the word wrong.

Why???

I was vegan for a long time until I had to cut out carbs for health reasons. I went back to eating everything but red meat because at that point literally all I could eat was vegetables and lentils. The farting wasn’t worth it.

That’s spelled Suite.

Sorry! I’m deflecting!

Floridaman strikes yet again!

Badass.

I know I would.

Gendry is totally going to be the king in the end, just so the producers can shout “Suck it!” while making wanking hand gestures.

Go for that classic Betazed look.

I think Seinfeld admits its characters are awful and shows the consequences of their action. The finale of Seinfeld is them all in jail and the finale of Friends is them all being super super successful and happy.

And the problem with that is...?

Me too.

Actually, flaca* means skinny girl.

These little girls are hanging out with their momma in my walk-in! I’m having the hardest time trying to figure out when to leave the lights on as unfortunately there is no window in there.

What are these feelings? Am I... in love with Kristen Stewart?