Rated most meditative poop 5 years in a row.

QUEEN.

In 5 years or so, I am going to start on a freelance job, move to Central America, buy cheap property on the side of a mountain, and build a house with secret passageways. I don’t care if it takes every cent I have and puts me in debt. It is motherfucking happening.

If she thought it was ectopic, it is seriously weird that she just send her home to see what happens.

This is one of the things I’m legit scared of. I burn absurdly easy (even with sunscreen) and my dad had melanoma. I had a lot of terrible burns before my dad got diagnosed and every time I get a sunburn since, I freak out.

Really? I’m only 5-9 and I’ve never found one that wasn’t a super awkward length (like they always end right above my ankles). I also have E cups but a narrow waist and rib cage so they don’t fit over my boobs generally. I think they’re hella cute and they would jive with my style but I simply can’t find one that…

My ex offered this to me once as we were breaking up and simultaneously had a pregnancy scare. I knew he would follow through if it came to it, and be a great dad.

Preach girl.

What’s up my knitta?

I agree. It’s kind of shitty to assume that penises are evil because some guys use their penises for evil.

Crusty jugglers.

Ma-Ma was post GOT so... she was also Sally in Mrs. Dalloway.

Yeah, that was after GOT.

NOOOOOO This is the sound of my mind blowing.

Also she’s the tracker in the Brothers Grimm which was a HUGE shock when I rewatched it the other day on Netflix. I think she’s also Sally in Mrs. Dalloway.

My mom lives abroad and her policy has always been to ignore kids during school hours, but to give toys or snacks sometimes in the afternoon or on weekends. It’s definitely more for her own benefit, but she’s a fairly visible children’s rights activist so I figure she can have it.

For sure. I mean, don’t be a flat out dick, say no to them firmly and politely, and then cease interaction.

Hear, hear.

UGH he looks like a douche I dated in high school.

I’d never heard of this woman. I’m fangirling pretty hard right now.