No one, not even myself, can convince me that smoking isn't sexy.
No one, not even myself, can convince me that smoking isn't sexy.
Is she smoking in the top image? BOSS.
Being fired is more like being dumped by someone you weren’t even that into. Not at all like being raped.
Well, I did have sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom.
Growing up in the 90s, he was one of my first crushes.
Accusing someone of being an Aggie is a serious accusation, and should not be made lightly.
I want to be reborn as a housecat when I die. I would chill in my cat tree rolling in catnip and eat and sleep all day. It would be glorious.
My last kitty was a senior when I got her (+10 yrs) and she was the sweetest, chillest girl. I miss her terribly :(.
PHRASING.
When I was 17, I had super low self esteem, and always thought I was fat and gross. Now, when I look at pics of myself from that time, I am like "GIRL." Now I am probably less pretty, but much happier in that IDGAF.
Been scrolling for ages trying to find someone who commented on this. Oral sex is still SEX. If PIV sex is the only thing that counts as boning, then apparently us gays have been doin it wrong this whole time.
Yeah, I am a fan of Trevor Noah's from before, but his TDS bits have been super underwhelming. I am kind of afraid that he's not actually funny, just a good story-teller. Hopefully I'm wrong.
*BAAAAAARF*
Yeah. I agree with her message, but her execution is *barf*.
Or Yo Ho
In my team (which I love the shit out of), our go-to drinking song is "Yo Ho," which does have a little bit of necrophilia at the end :/. After coming from French rugby, where the environment is surprisingly respectful, I was pretty surprised by how grabby the guy ruggers are in the states tho.
A couple years ago, in college, I spoke to a counselor about maybe changing my major to architecture. My grades were excellent, and I had As and Bs in every math course I had taken, even some that were actually over my head because I had taken them without the prerequisite. Her response was along the lines of, "do you…
When I was also 19, I crashed my sister's car into a light pole. I was staying with her and knew I had overstayed my welcome, but was in such a tough place that I couldn't get my shit together and move out. She was me lending her car while she was at work and then Boom, I crash it while going to pick her up. I called…