I went mountaineering with a group of like 7 friends a few years ago, so this might not qualify as public. One of these guys, it turns out, really wanted to be a drill sergeant. It was a pretty tough climb and the air was very thin so we were resting about every 30 minutes. Apparently this was too slow for drill…

I'd probably need to see a medical professional about that.

Every time I find out I'm reading something an evolutionary psychologist says, my eyes glaze over and bile wells up in my diaphragm.

IKR? I've had real life vets who seemed less knowledgeable than this kid.

Weird.

Tripled dipped! Damn! I count myself as an enthusiast, but I don't think I'd be down for that.

Been there, done that, best night ever. :)

Wow! LSD is really tough to make, that guy must have been a genius at chemistry.

IMPREGNATE! IMPREGNATE!

I wanna know if this is flaccid or erect tho. :/

Oh, before marriage he used to take his laundry to his mom's every week. I'm not a fan, in case you can't tell.

She knew, I'm guessing the sex is pretty spectacular.

Nah, she just does his laundry for him.

He's pretty loaded, and I think she might be into him being a manchild, for some weird reason. Maybe a sex thing? Who knows.

Still married, no babies yet -_-

You joke about it, but my sister married a man who can't do ANYTHING. Cooking, cleaning, caretaking, laundry, ironing, making beds, even walking the dog. He won't even eat vegetables or exercise. He is an adult man who is not disabled in any way, just a complete shithead.

Eh. I'd probably fuck him.

Even I got aroused by that.

YOU MADE ME CRY

Sadly, I'm in the District 12 of the social dystopia that is Kinja (a grey) so this will never be seen in order to be answered, but - what is wrong with their heads? Do they all not have necks? Why would they photograph women with long hair with their bodies curved back? It just makes them look like they have huge…