thegreatgreycoffeemonster
Thegreatgreycoffeemonster
thegreatgreycoffeemonster

Psh I can top that, and I don't even have kids. Once, my boyfriend's flatmate's ten year old let herself into the house while we were doing it, and watched me give my dude a blowjob through a crack in the door for I don't know how long. My dude heard something and got up to check and sure enough, a traumatized 10 year

I think it's kind of regional, I've gotten a lot of catcalling in other cities but in Austin where I live now I haven't been catcalled once, and I live in a pretty sketchy area.

Uggggghhhh Romeo Santos man. In Latin America, he has completely dominated bachata for years, and I, as a bachata lover, am OVER HIM. So many other artists around, and every bar plays 5 Romeo Santos or Aventura songs for any other artist. I want more variety in my dancing music, dammit!

My stepbrother (our parents had been married for all but the first year and a half of our lives - we were the same age) once tried to get busy with me on a dare from his best friend. Dude. What. The. Fuck.

Awesome! Great pics!

If I've learned anything from this, it's that all the men I've boned have been better endowed than I had thought.

Maybe they're thinking of like three fingers in which is Not Fisting.

Congrats to those crazy kids. Olivier strikes me as one of those unassuming dudes who is just astonishingly good in the sack.

Some of these were truly bad (although I think there was a few "good mornings " in there that I would hesitate to qualify as harassment) but the worst part about this were the men commenting on it on its Facebook posting. So much rage.

Agree with all, but shame on you for not including chicken tortilla, which is a feast for the Gods.

You're a beautiful person.

That "finally happy to be a mother" line is uncomfortably like "he loved big brother."

Thin, middle age men. And Gates McFadden. And girls who look like Justin Bieber. My sexuality is super confusing

It's natures secret pocket!

I really don't express anything about my personal life to my family unless they have to know. My family didn't know I was bi until I called my sister before Thanksgiving one year to mention I was bringing my girlfriend if it was alright.

Man, James Marsden cannot catch a break.

Awkward looking, short necked women of the world, unite!

In fairness, genocide had never looked so well fitted and stylish.

I have a Twitter account with a fake name and email which I just use to follow spoof accounts I like, cool celebrities, and topics like this one. I never post anything though.

how did you get involved with escorting? I live in Central Texas and want to get involved here, I googled it and perhaps not surprisingly, couldn't find anything.