I probably should, their size is inversely proportional to their awfulness.

I swear you could drown a toddler in my panties right now. Not that you would, but you could.

Does anyone know whether/ where one coud volunteer as a clinic escort here in Texas? Is there any kind of organization?

I always project my issues on her because I too am a large proportioned, attractive woman overshadowed by my two petite, gorgeous sisters.

My god, that is such a ballsy and brilliant bluff. I mean, shitty situation, but I wish I had the guts to pull something like that. You should be a detective.

I kind of can't argue about her being Marylin Monroe - esque though.... Monroe really had no talent aside from being hot, sexual, fashionable, and probably would be doing exactly what Kim's doing were she alive and young today.

I think its from one of his Big Think interviews on YouTube.

Wow, Alicia Silverstone is actually Cher.

Damn you Under Armour, with your great publicity and amazing yet absurdly expensive gear.

My arab mother in law used to get offended when I laughed because it was apparently a sign of some moral looseness or something. My man and his sister always said she was full of bullshit and just picking on me though.

I've gotten, "I don't like fat girls, but you've got a really pretty face." MY WEIGHT IS WITHIN NORMAL PARAMETERS.

I agree, they both make me feel oddly uncomfortable like I don't know when one of them is going to start vomitting pea soup. I do like some Lana Del Rey songs though, and don't like anything original that Miley's done, so there's that.

AW man I can't think of a worse song to sing about Jesus. The whole song is just so inappropriate.

I want to thank you for promoting the Rider of Rohan hairdo for long haired men. I have been campaigning for this for quite some time.

It is now my life's mission to get written up for leading an insurrection.

... Methodist?

Daniel Craig looks like he's been on the wrong end of a stick lately.

So there's this girl who was on a sports team that I play on. Apparently I made the dreadful mistake of starting a relationship with someone that she liked, and so she decided to make my life hell. She started by befriending all of my friends before even revealing that she disliked me. After she had all of my people…

Yeah - this was ages ago so I'm very zen about my body/ situation now that I've realized that it's really not caused me a lot of problems romantically or sexually. Still though, she was the worst.

LOL, that's a bit hilarious about the doctor who couldn't say vagina. He must hate his life and decisions.