I may be a bad person for saying this, but I thought their tweets on MLK day about interracial porn were HILARIOUS. Not kidding.

Does Lupita's head look HUGE or is it just me?

BUT BUT Lizzy isn't considered plain - she's supposed to be really pretty, just not quite as pretty as Jane.

YOU CAN BUTTON YOUR SHIRTS???? That sounds amazing. I haven't been able to button a shirt my size (or even a couple sizes too big) all the way up since I was 12.

Whew, glad I'm not the only one. I'm not fat, as much as extremely large framed/ athletic and muscular, so whenever little girls come up to me to try and fight me over some guy or whatever, I just pull myself up to my full size and look at them and go "do you really want to go there?" Works every time.

I'm only 5"10 and I feel like that! I'm large set and have ginormous breasts too, so I constantly feel like I'm more "there" than I should be. It's pretty cool every once in a while when someone wants to fight you though :)

They're not the same person????

It's weird to me because these women are hardly babes in the woods themselves... mostly they're accomplished, independently wealthy and well educated. He must have a pretty strong mojo going for him.

I didn't know you were from Texas. Fuck Killeen, that town is the worst place in the South.

HOT DAMN THAT SONG. Also, why would you keep your socks on? I HATE sex with socks.

What's the first one from?

Wow, super prejudiced article, and seriously, take some pride in your roots.

Ugh, so happy it wasn't just me.

HOLY SHIT IT'S THE TOD!!!!!!!!

I'm getting this for my sex friend! We share a love of horror and Guillermo del Toro specifically. It's so perfect for him that I'm kind of scared that someone else got it for him already.

This is all I have to say about this:

You could drown a puppy in my panties right now.

This thread does not have enough Leigh Halfpenny and Canelo Alvarez

UGH CANELO